
Treat Yourself
Artisanal, hoof-made (we're unicorns... get it?) soaps and skin care are just a few clicks away. Luxury you can afford made with wit and whimsey you cannot afford to live without!
Clearance Sale!
Here today, gone tomorrow! Grab some good stuff really cheap
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Whippy Foamy Sugar Scrubby Wintery Minty Thing
Regular price $9.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$18.00 USDSale price $9.00 USDSale -
Boozy Holidaze Coconut Soy Candle
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I Pine Fir Yew Coconut Soy Candle
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Sunny Day Dirty Hands - Castile Hand Soap
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One Knight Stand - A Tavern Side Quest
Regular price $10.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$20.00 USDSale price $10.00 USDSale
Our Famous Soapy Scrubbies
Deliciously scented, soap infused bath sponges
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Lavender Cashmere Soapy Scrubbie
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Shot In The Dark Soapy Scrubbie
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Coconut Lime Soapy Scrubbie
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Hawaiian Breeze Soapy Scrubbie
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Knotty Soapy Scrubbie
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Dirty 20 Fun Loot Dropper Candles
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Deepwoods Loot Dropper Candle
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Library Loot Dropper Candle
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Long Rest Loot Dropper Candle
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Handcrafted Soap
Soapy creations to help clean up your dirty lives!
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Nudist - Fragrance & Colorant Free
Not truly a signature "fragrance" because all of these products are actually...
Slick, Shine, & Shimmer:
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Horn Polish
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"Coconut Oil Fixes Everything" Lip Balm
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Rosemary's Baby Lip Balm
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Hand Balms
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Primp & Polish
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Charm - Color Shifting Hoof Paint
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Curse - Color Shifting Hoof Paint
Regular price $7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$14.00 USDSale price $7.00 USDSale
Dirty Dishes - Orange & Lemon
Scrub Club

Beardy Stuff
Despite what their owners may think, facial pets need care and feeding...
Who is a Dirty Unicorn?
A unicorn is typically described as a rare individual with exceptional talents and skills with impeccable manners. In other words PERFECTION.
WE, however, believe we all be unicorns!
We aren’t perfect (boring)
We don’t radiate innocence (maybe when we really need to)
We may or may not even sparkle (ok... this one we totally do)
But we’ve all got something special going on!
We All Unicorns… just a bit grubby
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