Dirty Hippy Lotion

Dirty Hippy Lotion

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Regular price $22.00 USD
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Say "goodbye" to dry, itchy skin and "hello" to softness with Dirty Hippy Lotion! Our luxurious lotion is crafted with raw shea, hemp oil, and creamy goat's milk for a thick, rich texture that will keep your skin hydrated and nourished all day long. Plus, it's scented with a mystical blend of palo Santo and patchouli– harder to pronounce than it is to love!

Scent Notes

Patchouli & Palo Santo


goat milk, cannabis sativa (hemp) seed oil, cetearyl (and) polysorbate 60, butyrospermum parkii (shea) butter, propylene glycol, caprylyl (and) phenoxyethanol (and) hexylene glycol, fragrance, tocopherols

How to use

Apply when and where needed. discontinue use if irritation occurs


We strive to ship all orders via USPS within 1 - 3 business days barring disruptions in the industry and around holidays.  We offer real time quotes from USPS based on your items shipping weight and distance from the fulfillment center, at times we may opt to ship with the USPS Cubic Rate which is faster in some cases and comes with insurance, should the shipping price be higher for this service it will be at our expense, not yours.  

Should the package become lost or damaged the carrier is the responsible party however we will assist you in making it right with them. 

Please refer to our returns and exchanges policy for details regarding packages damaged in shipping or return information.

Return policy



Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we are unable to offer you a refund or exchange.

Unfortunately due to the nature of the items we sell refunds and exchanges are not typically available.  Credits towards future purchases may be available in some cases. If you believe that your situation may warrant such please contact us at baz@dirtyunicorn.fun so we can review the details. 

Please do not send your purchase back to the manufacturer.

If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be mailed to you.
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