Treat Yourself
Artisanal, hoof-made (we're unicorns... get it?) soaps and skin care are just a few clicks away. Luxury you can afford made with wit and whimsey you cannot afford to live without!
Holiday Scents
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Boozy Holidaze Coconut Soy Candle
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Happy Merry Fucking Whatever
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Happy Merry Fucking Whatever Candle Tin
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I Pine Fir Yew Coconut Soy Candle
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Treat Yo' Elf Coconut Soy Candle
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New For Holiday!
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Unicorn Poop Soap
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Fetish Eau De Parfum - Fragrance for Unicorns
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Fresh Personal Care Bundle
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Vibe Personal Care Bundle
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Lavender Cashmere Soapy Scrubbie
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Shot In The Dark Soapy Scrubbie
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Coconut Lime Soapy Scrubbie
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Hawaiian Breeze Soapy Scrubbie
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Knotty Soapy Scrubbie
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Dirty 20 Fun Loot Dropper Candles
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Deepwoods Loot Dropper Candle
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Library Loot Dropper Candle
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Long Rest Loot Dropper Candle
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Artsy Soaps
Fun pop colors, designs, and fragrances are the name of the game...
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Nudist - Fragrance & Colorant Free
Not truly a signature "fragrance" because all of these products are actually...
Get Clean:
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Enchant - Color Shifting Hoof Paint
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Fetish Beard Butter
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The Dirtiest Unicorn
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Transpirational - Transgender Pride Soap
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Slick, Shine, & Shimmer:
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Horn Polish
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"Coconut Oil Fixes Everything" Lip Balm
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Rosemary's Baby Lip Balm
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Hand Balms
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Primp & Polish
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Charm - Color Shifting Hoof Paint
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Curse - Color Shifting Hoof Paint
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Dirty Dishes - Orange & Lemon
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Scrub Club
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$15.00 USD
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Beardy Stuff
Despite what their owners may think, facial pets need care and feeding...