
Treat Yourself
Artisanal, hoof-made (we're unicorns... get it?) soaps and skin care are just a few clicks away. Luxury you can afford made with wit and whimsey you cannot afford to live without!
New For Fall!
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Pumpkin Pretzel Latte
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Grave Dirt
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Autumnal Lux
Regular price $32.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Our Famous Soapy Scrubbies
Deliciously scented, soap infused bath sponges
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Lavender Cashmere Soapy Scrubbie
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Shot In The Dark Soapy Scrubbie
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Coconut Lime Soapy Scrubbie
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Knotty Soapy Scrubbie
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Hawaiian Breeze Soapy Scrubbie
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Artsy Soaps
Fun pop colors, designs, and fragrances are the name of the game...
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Nudist - Fragrance & Colorant Free
Not truly a signature "fragrance" because all of these products are actually...
Get Clean:
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The Dirtiest Unicorn
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Transpirational - Transgender Pride Soap
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Frankly, Lisa...
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Leather Daddy Issues Soap
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Slick, Shine, & Shimmer:
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Unicorn Butter
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Horn Polish
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"Coconut Oil Fixes Everything" Lip Balm
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Rosemary's Baby Lip Balm
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Primp & Polish
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Charm - Color Shifting Hoof Paint
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Curse - Color Shifting Hoof Paint
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Custom Hoof Paint Consultation -
Dirty Dishes - Orange & Lemon
Scrub Club
Who is a Dirty Unicorn?
A unicorn is typically described as a rare individual with exceptional talents and skills with impeccable manners. In other words PERFECTION.
WE, however, believe we all be unicorns!
We aren’t perfect (boring)
We don’t radiate innocence (maybe when we really need to)
We may or may not even sparkle (ok... this one we totally do)
But we’ve all got something special going on!
We All Unicorns… just a bit grubby
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Just Released! Dirty 20 Fun
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Library Loot Dropper Candle
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Deepwoods Loot Dropper Candle
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Long Rest Loot Dropper Candle
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