Collection: Woody
Woody fragrances are deep, steady, and quietly commanding. They pull from nature’s greatest hits: creamy sandalwood, dry smoky patchouli, earthy woods with a hint of leather and heat. These notes don’t shout. They settle in, warm up, and stay. Woody scents bring comfort, depth, and a grounded richness that feels timeless and just a little dangerous.
This is forest-after-dark energy. Smooth, smoldering, and unapologetically grown.
Woody scents are often described as:
Sensual • Warm • Earthy • Leathery • Creamy • Dry • Rich • Smoky • Soft • Elegant • Smoldering • Captivating • Intense • Smooth • Grounding • Dark • Deep • Humid • Timeless
Basically: dark woods, warm skin, and a slow-burning presence that lingers long after you leave. 🌲✨
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Dirty Dishes - Lavender, Rosemary, & Lemon
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Too Long, Didn’t Read - A Library Side Quest
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