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Nudist Beard Butter

Nudist Beard Butter

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$12.00 USD
$12.00 USD
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Somewhere between beard oils and balms, there are butters. These sensual, sexy spreads smooth and soothe your beard hair and the skin underneath. 

This butter contains our amazing skin loving and fur nourishing beard oil blend whipped into luscious, creamy shea butter*. 

Your choice of our signature fragrances:

Vice: cognac, cuban cigars, rustic leather, cannabis.  all the delicious evil things!

Fresh: Clean hits of cilantro and citrus subdued with creamy avocado

Coffee: An interesting fragrance because it morphs while you wear it! The first 30-40 minutes is a strong fresh brewed coffee but afterwards it fades to a sexy musky amber cologne.

Fetish: Earned its name... heady musk blend of mahogany, teakwood, and patchouli

Nudist: Unscented so you smell just like you

*due to supply line constraints the last few batches have used an "unrefined" shea butter. This unrefined shea acts identically but lends a distinct yellow color and a slight (but lovely) nutty fragrance that does not transfer to the skin or hair. 

Ingredients

shea butter, grape seed oil, jojoba oil, almond oil, beeswax, fragrance, vitamin e, castor oil

How to use

a little dab will do ya! smooth on this
luscious goodness on where and
whenever you want it.

Shipping

We strive to ship all orders via USPS within 1 - 3 business days barring disruptions in the industry and around holidays.  We offer real time quotes from USPS based on your items shipping weight and distance from the fulfillment center, at times we may opt to ship with the USPS Cubic Rate which is faster in some cases and comes with insurance, should the shipping price be higher for this service it will be at our expense, not yours.  

Should the package become lost or damaged the carrier is the responsible party however we will assist you in making it right with them. 

Please refer to our returns and exchanges policy for details regarding packages damaged in shipping or return information.

Return policy

RETURNS

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Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we are unable to offer you a refund or exchange.

Unfortunately due to the nature of the items we sell refunds and exchanges are not typically available.  Credits towards future purchases may be available in some cases. If you believe that your situation may warrant such please contact us at baz@dirtyunicorn.fun so we can review the details. 

Please do not send your purchase back to the manufacturer.

Gifts
If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be mailed to you.
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