Treat Yourself

Artisanal, hoof-made (we're unicorns... get it?) soaps and skin care are just a few clicks away. Luxury you can afford made with wit and whimsey you cannot afford to live without!

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Our Famous Soapy Scrubbies

Deliciously scented, soap infused bath sponges

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Dirty 20 Fun Loot Dropper Candles

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#ToxicPositivity

Neons for the people. Don't let the title fool you, only the names are toxic! 10 Free, UV Reactive, and quick drying. #yourewelcome

  • bright blue nail polish in a square glass bottle with black lid next to a small black unicorn horn that has the paint dripping down from it tip

    #goodvibes

    #goodvibes

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
  • neon pink nail polish in a square bottle with black lid next to a small black unicorn horn that has been dripped with the paint

    #girlboss

    #girlboss

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
  • Purple nail polish in a cube glass bottle with black lid and a small black unicorn horn with the color dripping from the tip down

    #blessed

    #blessed

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
  • #YOLO

    #YOLO

    #YOLO

    $12.00 USD
    $12.00 USD
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Get Clean:

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Slick, Shine, & Shimmer:

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Primp & Polish

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Dirty Dishes - Orange & Lemon

Dirty Dishes - Orange & Lemon

Dirty Dishes - Orange & Lemon

$10.00 USD
$10.00 USD
Scrub Club

Scrub Club

Scrub Club

$15.00 USD
$15.00 USD
Beardy Stuff

Beardy Stuff

Despite what their owners may think, facial pets need care and feeding...

Beardy Stuff

Who is a Dirty Unicorn?

A unicorn is typically described as a rare individual with exceptional talents and skills with impeccable manners. In other words PERFECTION.

WE, however, believe we all be unicorns!  
We aren’t perfect (boring)
We don’t radiate innocence (maybe when we really need to)
We may or may not even sparkle (ok... this one we totally do)
But we’ve all got something special going on!

We All Unicorns… just a bit grubby