• bright blue bath sponge with coordinating rope for hanging. on blank white background. Sponge is wrapped in brown Kraft paper belly band with an blue label barring product title
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Shot In The Dark Soapy Scrubbie

Shot In The Dark Soapy Scrubbie

$15.00 USD
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What happens when rugged whiskey meets smoky-sweet caramel and becomes your new favorite “shower beverage”?

Shot in the Dark happens.

You definitely shouldn’t drink it, but you can enjoy one hell of a bathing experience.

The Soapy Scrubbie is a high-quality body-buffing sponge infused with 5.5 oz of creamy goat milk glycerin soap. Run it briefly under the water, give it a gentle squeeze to build a rich lather, polish yourself down, and hang it up to dry between uses.

How long it lasts depends on how enthusiastically you squeeze, but we typically get about a month of showers from each Scrubbie. Once the soap is gone, repurpose the recyclable sponge for household cleaning or as plant-pot filler before recycling it.

Fragrance Notes

caramel & whiskey

Ingredients

water, glycerine, sodium stearate, sorbitol, sodium laureate, propylene glycol, sodium laureth sulfate, goat milk, sodium chloride, sodium laurel sulfate, citric acid, titanium dioxide, sodium citrate, tetrasodium iminodisuccinate, tetrasodium etidronate, fragrance, benzyl alcohol, benzyl benzoate, benzyl salicylate, citral, citronellol, coumarin, eugenol, geraniol, limonene, linalool

How to use

wet sponge and gently squeeze to create lather and enjoy, rinse when ready.

Shipping

We strive to ship all orders via your choice of service within 1 - 3 business days barring disruptions in the industry and around holidays.  

Should the package become lost or damaged the carrier is the responsible party however we will assist you in making it right with them. 

Please refer to our returns and exchanges policy for details regarding packages damaged in shipping or return information.

Return policy

RETURNS

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Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase we are unfortunately unable to offer you a refund or exchange.

Unfortunately due to the nature of the items we sell refunds and exchanges are not typically available.  Credits towards future purchases may be available in some cases. If you believe that your situation may warrant such please contact us at baz@dirtyunicorn.fun so we can review the details. 

Gifts
If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be mailed to you.
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