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Fetish Beard Balm

Fetish Beard Balm

Regular price $18.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $18.00 USD
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When your facial pet is more freaky than fine you might need something a bit stronger than oils and butters to tame your mane!

Our Beard Balms are our same luxurious beard oils blended with a local beeswax for just a bit of extra taming power.  The wax also binds the oils just a bit longer to your face follicles to allow for maximum moisturizing. 

Fetish basically puts a sign over your head that says "Hey! I'm Sexy!" with its rugged blend of patchouli, mahogany, and teakwood. Hope you're ready for the extra attention! 

Everyone has a fetish: what's yours?

2oz Tins

Fragrance Notes

patchouli, mahogany teakwood


simmondsia chinensis (jojoba) seed oil, cera alba (beeswax), vitis vinifera (grape) seed oil, prunus amygdalus dulcis (almond) oil, fragrance, tocopherols, ricinus communis (castor) oil

How to use

apply to beard as needed for moisturizing & style control


We strive to ship all orders via USPS within 1 - 3 business days barring disruptions in the industry and around holidays.  We offer real time quotes from USPS based on your items shipping weight and distance from the fulfillment center, at times we may opt to ship with the USPS Cubic Rate which is faster in some cases and comes with insurance, should the shipping price be higher for this service it will be at our expense, not yours.  

Should the package become lost or damaged the carrier is the responsible party however we will assist you in making it right with them. 

Please refer to our returns and exchanges policy for details regarding packages damaged in shipping or return information.

Return policy



Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we are unable to offer you a refund or exchange.

Unfortunately due to the nature of the items we sell refunds and exchanges are not typically available.  Credits towards future purchases may be available in some cases. If you believe that your situation may warrant such please contact us at so we can review the details. 

Please do not send your purchase back to the manufacturer.

If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be mailed to you.
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