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Happy Merry Fucking Whatever

Happy Merry Fucking Whatever

Regular price $16.00 USD
Regular price $32.00 USD Sale price $16.00 USD
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Add a touch of humor to your holiday celebrations with Happy Merry Fucking Whatever. This non-seasonal, non-denominational candle is made with coconut soy wax and is scented with a festive blend of orange, cloves, cinnamon, black peppercorn, and bergamot. Get ready to light up your space and your spirits!

Also available in convenient travel tin size

Scent Notes

festive blend of orange, cloves, cinnamon, black peppercorn, and bergamot

Ingredients

coconut soy wax, premium fragrance oils

How to use

Keep wick trimmed to ¼ inch. Keep wax free of any foreign debris. Never burn more than 4 hours at a time. Keep away from drafts. Discontinue use when only ½ inch of wax remains. For maximum burn time, always allow a full melt pool to form before extinguishing flame and reduce max burn time to 3 hours after half of the candle has been consumed.

Shipping

We strive to ship all orders via your choice of service within 1 - 3 business days barring disruptions in the industry and around holidays.  

Should the package become lost or damaged the carrier is the responsible party however we will assist you in making it right with them. 

Please refer to our returns and exchanges policy for details regarding packages damaged in shipping or return information.

Return policy

RETURNS

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Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase we are unfortunately unable to offer you a refund or exchange.

Unfortunately due to the nature of the items we sell refunds and exchanges are not typically available.  Credits towards future purchases may be available in some cases. If you believe that your situation may warrant such please contact us at baz@dirtyunicorn.fun so we can review the details. 

Gifts
If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be mailed to you.
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