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The Dirtiest Unicorn

The Dirtiest Unicorn

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Regular price $17.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $17.00 USD
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The Dirtiest Unicorn has the most fun!

Trust us on this one.  Though one of our most popular bars this bar is rarely seen (much like a unicorn themselves)!  They go fast and they take HOURS to make so we cannot restock them often.  Always a crowd pleaser, this bar is currently scented with all things fresh and citrusy!

Fragrance Notes

calamansi, basil, sage, mint


olive oil, coconut oil, palm oil, water,
sodium hydroxide, almond oil, castor seed oil,
fragrance, mica, titanium dioxide, iron oxide,
polyester 3, pigment green 7, chromium oxide green, ultramarine blue, manganese violet, tin oxide

How to use

lather, enjoy, repeat.


We strive to ship all orders via USPS within 1 - 3 business days barring disruptions in the industry and around holidays.  We offer real time quotes from USPS based on your items shipping weight and distance from the fulfillment center, at times we may opt to ship with the USPS Cubic Rate which is faster in some cases and comes with insurance, should the shipping price be higher for this service it will be at our expense, not yours.  

Should the package become lost or damaged the carrier is the responsible party however we will assist you in making it right with them. 

Please refer to our returns and exchanges policy for details regarding packages damaged in shipping or return information.

Return policy



Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we are unable to offer you a refund or exchange.

Unfortunately due to the nature of the items we sell refunds and exchanges are not typically available.  Credits towards future purchases may be available in some cases. If you believe that your situation may warrant such please contact us at so we can review the details. 

Please do not send your purchase back to the manufacturer.

If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be mailed to you.
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We are unapologetically Dirty Unicorns and we are
Here. For. You.

We want you to be you, as loud as you want to be.

That is foundation of #RadicalSelfCare.
You gotta take care of you, so you can take care of others.
It's not vanity, it's not selfish, it's an absolute necessity.