Unicorn Poop Soap
Unicorn Poop Soap
For when you no longer give a shit... but still need to!
seriously though, this is high quality shit... I mean soap! with a deep woodsy, herbal fragrance and a rich lather.
and it sparkles with biodegradable holographic glitter and comes in a iridescent poopie pickup bag!
Really what more can you ask for?
Technically limited quantity, but we can always make more.
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Fragrance Notes
Fragrance Notes
indescribable
Ingredients
Ingredients
This product is part of our zero waste practices and is made by recycling our soap scraps. As such, no full accurate ingredient list is possible.
How to use
How to use
It's soap! Lather up and rinse off.
Shipping
Shipping
We strive to ship all orders via your choice of service within 1 - 3 business days barring disruptions in the industry and around holidays.
Should the package become lost or damaged the carrier is the responsible party however we will assist you in making it right with them.
Please refer to our returns and exchanges policy for details regarding packages damaged in shipping or return information.
Return policy
Return policy
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Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase we are unfortunately unable to offer you a refund or exchange.
Unfortunately due to the nature of the items we sell refunds and exchanges are not typically available. Credits towards future purchases may be available in some cases. If you believe that your situation may warrant such please contact us at baz@dirtyunicorn.fun so we can review the details.
Gifts
If the item was marked as a gift when purchased and shipped directly to you, you’ll receive a gift credit for the value of your return. Once the returned item is received, a gift certificate will be mailed to you.
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